Table of Contents
CHAPTERS
- TITLE PAGE
- CHAPTER I. HOW KANDUDE WAS EXPELLED FROM A MAGNIFICENT ESTATE
- CHAPTER II. WHAT BECAME OF KANDUDE AMONG THE BOYZENBERRIES
- CHAPTER III. HOW KANDUDE WAS REUNITED WITH PROFESSOR BLOUGHGAZZ
- CHAPTER IV. WILDFIRES, TEMPESTS ON THE WAY TO THE LEFT COAST
- CHAPTER V. WHAT KANDUDE AND PROFESSOR B DISCOVERED AT THE BEERITAGE FOUNDATION
- CHAPTER VI. TOTAL SOLUTION 2028 POWERPOINT PRESENTATION
- CHAPTER VII. KANDUDE LEARNS HOW TO RESTORE A WHITE CHRISTIAN NATION
- CHAPTER VIII. SWEPT UP IN THE HORRORS OF THE MEXICAN BORDER INVASION
- CHAPTER IX. THE SHERIFF DISCUSSES THE FUTURE OF BORDER MANAGEMENT
- CHAPTER X. HOW THE OLD WOMAN EXTRICATED KANDUDE
- CHAPTER XI. KANDUDE, CARDOSHIA, AND THE OLD WOMAN ARRIVE IN TUCUMCARI
- CHAPTER XII. THE HISTORY OF THE OLD WOMAN
- CHAPTER XIII. THE FUGITIVES LEARN MUCH ABOUT GUN RIGHTS AT FREEMEN RANCH
- CHAPTER XIV. THE ACCIDENTAL ARRIVAL OF KANDUDE IN CHANGRILALALAND
- CHAPTER XV. WHAT KANDUDE AND TANEMAHUTA LEARN ABOUT CHANGRILALALAND
- CHAPTER XVI. KANDUDE AND TANEMAHUTA GO BACK TO AMERICA
- CHAPTER XVII. HOW THE TRAVELERS MET AN HONEST MAN IN KANSAS
- CHAPTER XVIII. KANDUDE AND MORTON VISIT THE HOLY LAND
- CHAPTER XIX. SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE IS AN ABOMINATION
- CHAPTER XX. THAT OLD TIME RELIGION
- CHAPTER XXI. CARDOSHIA’S PERILOUS ESCAPE FROM THE AMOROUS SQUIRE
- CHAPTER XXII. THE OLD WOMAN’S DELICATE PREDICAMENT AT FREEMEN RANCH
- CHAPTER XXIII. HOW THE FRIENDS UNDERTOOK A DEBT OF HONOR
- CHAPTER XXIV. THEY MEET THE MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE UNIVERSE
- CHAPTER XXV. A CRITICAL DECISION POINT AND DIVERGENT EXCURSIONS
- CHAPTER XXVI. THE CONCLUSION